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I'm not saying you have a drinking problem, but you sweat Bacardi and I'm pretty sure your tears are flammable.
I'm not saying you have a drinking problem, but you sweat Bacardi and I'm pretty sure your tears are flammable.
Yuppers... Bacardi, Captian Morgan... it doesn't matter as long as it's Rum. lmao
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver - flour sack tea towel
There's a solution for your ugliness... Vodka.
vodka. rum and coke. a bacardi or ten. yea...that'll work...and not your outside, but the inside...yea...that'll be it...