Wife jokes

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped h.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house...

A husband exclaims to his wife one day,

Husband-wife jokes that will make you LOL for days! One of them is: My wife and I had a very happy twenty years. After that, we met.

A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This […]

They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” The child told her...

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.