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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Every Once In A While Quotes, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Funny Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny, People Humor, Husband Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, "Where did you get that truck?!" "I bought it today," he says. "With what money?" says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. "Well," he says, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." The father looks at him like he's crazy. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" he says. "It was the lady up the street," says the boy. "I don't know her name - they just ... Funny Ford Jokes Trucks, Humour, Funny Ford Jokes, What He Say F Me For, Ford Jokes Hilarious, Look At This... 👀, Crazy Jokes Hilarious, Good Jokes Hilarious Funny, Things To Do In The Car

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me...

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