Funny long jokes

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off.The husband notices this and goes to poke he.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the r... #funny #joke #story

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. #funny, #joke, #humor

This woman had no patience for an entitled mom who refused to move from her seat on a plane.

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

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A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less...

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother arching an eyebrow. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me...