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Funny Joke: A man is praying in church.   He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?"   "Of course, my son," says God, "what Humour, Praying In Church, Religious Jokes, Church Jokes, Bible Jokes, Church Humor, Jokes About Men, Funny Riddles, Christian Jokes

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

Funny Joke: A young man was inspired to help out with his church's fundraiser.   He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of Funny Christian Jokes To Tell, Church Jokes, Jokes Of The Day, The Preacher, Spiritual Stories, Church Fundraisers, Job Humor, Christian Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following day the young man returned asking for more. The preacher gave him another 5 bibles. The...

John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray.   "Listen God," John said. ''I know I haven't been perfect but I really need to win the lottery.  I don't have a Humour, Senior Jokes, Church Jokes, Won The Lottery, Jokes Photos, Win The Lottery, Senior Humor, Period Humor, Workplace Humor

“Listen God,” John said. ”I know I haven’t been perfect but I really need to win the lottery. I don’t have a lot of money. Please help me out.” He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn’t won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue. ”Come on, God,” he said. ”I really need this...

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